"Best 2k I Ever Spent!" We Haven't Forgotten You, Pink Elephant, 27th Street!

[We have bottle service! I am a stud! Ladies you want this! Photos via Pink Elephant].

Pink Southampton provides endless amusement. $2k moment upon $2k moment. Seeing the huge, fuzzy Pink Elephant man through the smoke and vodka haze is like seeing an old friend. But, don't worry, we haven't forgotten that there is just so much that is priceless at the Pink we have right here in the city. The Chelsea classic offers just as much club craziness you come to expect when it's past 2 a.m. and New Jersey still exists, like as a state. So! We're saying hello to another old friend, one whom we're not too sure we've missed, but it's still bringing us back. Seems like just yesterday we'd trek out to the far ends of Chelsea, or stumble on the Meatpacking cobblestones. Or wait, was that last weekend? Oh whatever. We haven't forgotten you, 27th street.

What exactly is going on here?

Jager bombs. Of course.

That water has to be like disease juice.

Is he wearing tuxedo pants? Was it laundry day?

We're like t-minus 2 minutes from major make out.

Notice the hand holding. He totally thinks she wants to, like, date him.

Why do people show off that they shave their chest?

Pink!