"Best 2K I Ever Spent!" Trash At Webster Hall

This week Trash played at Webster Hall, where DJ Jess, Alex Malfunction, and guests hauled out the Britpop, new wave, indie, postpunk and electro. There's no better background for burlesque, spanking, and general gamboling than wood panelling infused with the scent of PBR.

All the riches of the evening are on display in the photos below. Bleached hair! Dark Lips! Boy Scouts! Pasties! Writhing! Hair flicking! Squatting! Bangs! Banging! Head smushing! Smiling until your cheeks hurt! Salutes! Pointing! Kicking! Smirking! Shirtlessness! Those kids who won't stop flashing horn fingers! We laughed, we cried, we crunched our beer cans against or foreheads.

Just take your damn flowers and go get some sleep.