Kim Kardashian: Fairytale Divorce, An E! Special Event
Now that Kris is dunzo, why not just take this all the way and make a 2 part event. Kim can talk in her whispering child voice about how she really wanted it to work out, then Khloe can curse her out, and Kourtney can come up with a "surprise" divorce party at TAO Las Vegas. Scott Disick can get wasted and shove money down a waiter's throat, Rob Kardashian can do nothing, and Kris Jenner can count money in the corner.
E!, Call me when my check clears.
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