"Best $2K I Ever Spent!" A Make Out Room At R Bar?

Dude, we were so stoked when we heard about a make out room at R bar. It's like, something you would have at a party in middle school, a cozy dark little area with lots of pillows dedicated strictly to MAKING OUT. Awesome. So imagine our dismay when we looked at the pictures from last night and saw....-

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Eye-patches

A giant fan

War paint

Patent white lace-up boots

But NO MAKING OUT!

These two could TOTALLY make out.

There's tongue, but no kissing....

You KNOW he wants to make out with her.

Maybe he is asking her if she wants to make out.

She doesn't.