Too Cheesy For My Lactose Intolerance
Drake is by far the cheesiest and cringiest out there since maybe Avril Lavigne's early days. Did I ask to hear these shitty dad jokes? At least the guy hitting on me at the bar is using better pick up lines. Drake is that guy who still texts to hang out after you've blown him off 10 times and then introduced him to your (fake) boyfriend. Don't get me wrong, I love a good plate of cheesy fries, but these lyrics are making me sick.
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