Shuttle Shitshow
With nearly 170,000 expected to attend, Ultra offered free shuttle buses to and from the festivities, but for $150, festival-goers could also purchase 3-day ferry passes. Let's just say those ended up being very worth it.
On Friday night, when 50,000 people began piling out of the festival starting at 11 pm, over 200 shuttle buses were at the ready. The only problem? They could only take about 55 people each. Math certainly isn't my strong suit, but those numbers definitely don't add up.