Chocolate Blowjob Shot
The recipe calls for “1/2 shot Baileys, 1/2 shot Kahlúa, whipped cream, [and] lots of chocolate.” Tipsy Bartender drinks one and has an existential crisis, then promptly starts blubbering/pretending to call his mother to inform her that he’s gay because he “swallowed.” *stares contemplatively into oblivion*
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