@azizansari Damn I wish Hermes made edible snacks, Cheezits just ain't dope enough for my mouth. #PredictingKanyeTweets
17 minutes ago via Echofon
@Joan_Rivers Hollywood. Where a person can wake up and be served breakfast by the pool, jump in a Mercedes and go to the Unemployment Office.
about 2 hours ago via web
@Dirt_Nasty Its so hot in Vegas that Carrot Tops dick melted into oblivion on Chris Angels face.
3 minutes ago via ÜberTwitter
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@JessicaMeisels So excited for @BrittGastineau party tonight at beach bunny for @tresglam then yummy dinner @xiv_restaurant!!
about 1 hour ago via UberTwitter
@jordanrubin I ate so much Mexican food last night that I just took the morning after pill.
1 minute ago via Twittelator
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@GaryJBusey Window locks are the greatest invention for hot-boxing a fart in a car full of friends.
10 minutes ago via web
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@NickyHilton It takes me twice as long to get everywhere because I avoid freeways at all costs. #scaredycat
about 2 hours ago via ÜberTwitter