@alexmagnetic I don't care if you're seven. If you try to change the station when billie jean comes on, you're getting hit. Stop crying.
about 1 hour ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
@SethMacFarlane Total douchebags really make me appreciate partial douchebags.
about 1 hour ago via Echofon
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@stephaniepratt Pinkberry has whip cream now?!! Swirly whip sounds good!!
34 minutes ago via ÜberTwitter
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@iSHOWMYSELF RT IF YOU ARE GETTING LOOSE BY THE POOL TONIGHT! #TROPICANA
8 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone
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@diablocody My mom just cut up a Chipotle burrito and put a tiny slice on a plate for me. I'm shocked she didn't chew it first.
about 2 hours ago via web
@KimKardashian trying to get a cab in paper nail salon flip flops...not looking good! These are about to fall apart and I need to walk another block!
6 minutes ago via mobile web