@thecobrasnake Loving my new jew star! @jessejoblue chrome hearts is bad ass http://tweetphoto.com/20057877
25 minutes ago via UberTwitter
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@happycali http://znl.me/PCIYGU Miley Cyrus is classified as boho? Just spit out my latte.
about 2 hours ago via OpenBeak
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@RyanSeacrest I want to pimp your mom. Trust me, it's not as dirty as it sounds. http://bit.ly/pimpmymom (via @RSP)
about 1 hour ago via UberTwitter
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@lindsaylohan I love @milkshakes247 millions of milkshakes!
3 minutes ago via UberTwitter
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@coketweet Ugh. I'm bored, and masturbating at work isn't fun anymore.
about 1 hour ago via web
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@samantharonson @Joshmadden is it shark week? i love shark week.
about 2 hours ago via web in reply to Joshmadden
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@StoneRokk I can't imagine the bathroom attendant at the pool sees many tips as no one has pockets
about 2 hours ago via UberTwitter