@joelmchale So sorry. I now finally have @RyanSeacrest 's actual twittr passwrd: "hairlesslittlechoirboybody". Tweet away.
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@rainnwilson I bought a book called 'Night' by Elie Wiesel thinking it was a sequel to Twilight. Apparently, there are worse things than vampires.
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@KimKardashian I got 2 people sooo good for April Fools, almost gave my mom a heart attack, I felt so bad!
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@Dirt_Nasty Just had a 3some with Megan Fox and Brigette Neilson. April fools bitch
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@diablocody I hope everyone's having an outrageous Holy Thursday! Drink responsibly and use a condom.
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@KristinCav RT @OMGFacts: 1 tablespoon of semen has approx. 20 calories. Studies have shown semen cn help prevent depression, (cont) http://tl.gd/n3tk9
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