@samantharonson This pepto pill is fully lodged somewhere between my throat and my ribs. #followdirectionsnexttime 17 minutes ago via Twittelator
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@peaches_g Get to Malibu beach, its FREEZING, grey, windy and surrounded by fake boobed blondes with their guido boyfriends. #beachfail
about 2 hours ago via UberTwitter
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@brentbolthouse late night at trousdale was so much fun for @jessicaalba b day.. @steveaoki killed it.. dancing with so many old friends, yes i was dancing
about 1 hour ago via web
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@steveaoki HAD A BLAST DJING @JESSICAALBA BDAY PARTY! LOVE THE HOMIES @MARSHALLBARNES @BRENTBOLTHOUSE and my sisDEVON http://bit.ly/aGyhBm
about 1 hour ago via Facebook
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@mattavelli "Sometimes I like to jam both feet into one sock and pretend I'm a merman"
less than a minute ago via web
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@StoneRokk You don't need them RT @iamLuLu: If a record label tells you that you have a hit record. What does that mean these days?
about 1 hour ago via UberTwitter
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@chelseahandler This is what chunk gets up to when I'm out of town. He thinks he's robert downey junior. http://tweetphoto.com/22418984
about 1 hour ago via UberTwitter