Holy Lilith Fair, Lesbian Chic is all the rage in Thailand. [HuffPo]
Hey scofflaws, L.A. is "cracking down" on all of you with unpaid parking tickets after realizing it is missing $15 million in potential revenue from your unpaid fines. [KTLA]
In a move to appease birthers, the White House releases President Obama's long-form birth certificate and lo and behold, he is in fact a native-born citizen. [LATimes]
Donald Trump wants you to know that he is honored to have "played such a big role" in the release of Obama's long-form birth certificate. [TMZ]
50 Cent expands his empire, launches his own comedy site that will feature his own comedy show. Tyler Perry, you've been warned. [PE]