Last remaining combat brigade in Iraq withdraws ahead of Obama's August 31 deadline [HP]
Police destroy $24 mil. worth of marijuana growing in Granada Hills [DN]
Publicist/reality star Jonathon Cheban insists his subordinate get lip filler to "look more office appropriate" [Post]
Snooki gets arrested for being criminally annoying. Oh, and wasted. [AP]
Chelsea Handler will host next month's MTV VMAs. What about Chuy? [PE]