A dishwasher at Guido's Malibu in the posh Cross Creek shopping center is brutally beaten to death last night while taking out the trash behind the restaurant. [KABC]
Magic Johnson's bid group has some steep competition now that L.A.'s richest man, biotech investor Patrick Soon-Shiong, is part of Steven Cohen's Dodgers bid group to buy the franchise from Frank McCourt. [LATimes]
Apple announces the intentions for its hefty $100 billion cash hoard: to pay a $2.65 per share dividend to investors and a share buyback program. [HuffPo]
Another video of Kony 2012 mastermind Jason Russell's naked meltdown surfaces, capturing the scene up-close with the film's star in his birthday suit stomping up and down the sidewalk and pounding his fists on the ground in his expletive-filled rant. [TMZ]
NFL quarterback Peyton Manning reportedly signs an unexpected deal to join the Denver Broncos, meaning Tim Tebow will probably be traded in the near future. [KTLA]