Paris court finds John Galliano, disgraced former head designer of Christian Dior, guilty of two drunken anti-Semitic rants, but his sentence requires no jail time and fines which he doesn't actually have to pay. [LATimes]
Reese Witherspoon rushed to the ER after getting hit by a car while jogging in Santa Monica but sustains only minor injuries, said to be recovering at home. [KTLA]
After Whole Foods pulls Bethenny Frankel's Skinnygirl Margarita from shelves for containing preservatives, a class action lawsuit is filed against the company for advertising the drink as "all natural." [TMZ]
During last night's GOP debate, Texas governor Rick Perry asserts he's never struggled with the idea that someone who received the death penalty in his state might be innocent despite specific possible cases. [HuffPo]
Watch out, Amar'e Stoudemire. Kobe Bryant was a guest a Valentino's super VIP luncheon yesterday and might become the fashion world's new favorite NBA baller... [Post]