J.D. Salinger's toilet could be yours for just $1 million! [LATimes]
Joe Francis' lawyer warns Piranha 3D that "any disparaging statements [about his client] will be met with swift litigation" [Post]
L.A. businessmen propose a weed farm behind LAPD station [DN]
D.C. "Housewives" star/White House crasher Tareq Salahi doesn't pay his bills for America's Polo Cup [TMZ]
Wyclef Jean goes into hiding after receiving death threats over his bid for Haiti president [HP]