Jack Sparrow gets pepper-sprayed after a nasty fight breaks out between Cat Woman, an alien, and another pirate on Hollywood Blvd in front of the Kodak Theatre. What the hell, Batman? Where are you when we need you? [KTLA]
Roseanne Barr officially joins the race for the Green Party's nomination to run in the 2012 presidential election. [KABC]
In the face of major backlash, the nation's leading breast cancer charity, Susan G. Komen for the Cure, reverses its decision to halt funding Planned Parenthood breast cancer screening. [HuffPo]
Wow, you guys, Madonna ordered her entourage 50 pizzas from Papa John's in Indianapolis, just because she's that generous. What a mensch. [TMZ]
Violence and chaos rage on in the streets of Egypt as protesters clash with police following a soccer riot that left at least 74 dead, military leaders under pressure to step down. [LATimes]