Ed Asner grabbed Betty White's boobs last week. True story. There are pictures to prove it! [Post]
Mark Zuckerberg has been named Time magazine's "Person of The Year" [KTLA]
New favorite headline of the week: "LA Gas Station Sells Crack Pipes Near School" [KABC]
Only cops would be called to Hulk Hogan's wedding to settle a brawl. In Florida. [TMZ]
Wait, wait. Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds broke up?!! [PE]