After a judge reduces the Lindsay Lohan and the case of that freaking necklace charge from felony to misdemeanor, D.A. drops the case, hands over to L.A. city attorney's office. [LATimes]
The Dodgers might not have enough money to pay their players this month and will likely be broke by July. [WSJ]
Whether or not you've gotten enough Dubya in your life, Will Ferrell does a really great Bush address to the nation live from Sizzler. [PE]
My life is complete now that Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino has a "series development deal" with MTV for his own show set to air in 2012. [Variety]
That bin Laden thing really did wonders for President Obama's approval ratings of his handling of terrorism, the Afghanistan War, and overall performance. [HuffPo]