Wow Brandon Davis those are some harsh words! That's not to say that this didn't make us giggle like third graders at a fart joke. And yes, Mischa has put on some weight, but to go as far as saying she ranks among the fattest on the planet is a gross exaggeration. Having said that, she really should refrain from wearing things like her Easter Sunday ensemble (YIKES!).
However, Brandon, if we're going to go there, you're one to talk! It's not as if you're some svelte, chiseled Adonis. And what's up with the grease, dude? Why do you always look as if you've just bathed in Crisco?
So Mischa has a chunky lower half and you have a grease problem. Let's call it even.
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