An Explanation For Those Awkward Moments At Dim Mak Studios

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Are you afraid of having an awkward moment? You shouldn't be, we live for awkward moments. And we're here today to shed a little light on some standout examples that occurred Tuesday night at Dim Mak Studios while residents Dan Oh and Them Jeans and guest DJs Anna Lunoe and Bag Raiders did they thang.

Now let's bring some justice to those ostensibly odd, uncalled for, and inappropriate moments/faces/poses/outfits guests experienced this week.

I don't know if you're trying to show me what's happened to your biceps since you bought those totally ironic early 90s 5lb. dumbbells at the Rose Bowl flea market last month or grasping for the wall behind you and deciding whether you want me. Either way, it's sexy.

In the words of Parker Posey as Darla in Dazed And Confused, "What are you looking at? Wipe that face off your head, bitch."

Not awkward because I know why she's making that face. She is experiencing Outfit Lament. When you see another girl dressed like the one below, it can induce feelings of regret and not being good enough and can ruin a night.

Not awkward because I know he just came from a masquerade party at Argyle. Seriously.

Guy second from the right is not awkward because he was actually exchanging gazes with this guy (below) from across the bar so they cancel each other out.

You guys know that when girls do these seemingly ill-advised come hither poses together and touch each other, the point is to throw you off, right? How did you not know that?

Damn, this is really toss up, I can't tell whose facial expression makes me more uncomfortable.