"Ladies and Gentlemen: If you feel someone has tampered with your drink, please notify Management and Security for immediate attention."
Oh, you mean don't just keep drinking it if we suspect someone sprinkled some shit in there? Thanks!
Walking into a club that for one reason or another felt compelled to post a sign like this in plain sight doesn't exactly make you want to kick back and relax. It's more or less a prompt to scrounge around inside your bag until you feel the comfort of knowing you remembered your rape whistle. Also, how sad that they probably need to post this because there have been instances in which individuals didn't act on a well-founded hunch...?
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