New Lows: Thongs Over Jeans For The Sitch

So we love "Jersey Shore" as much as the next guy, and fully embrace certain elements of their steez like T-Shirt Time, and a new meaning of "grenade." But it became overwhelmingly clear last night that a line must be drawn when bikinis and tranny-wear counted as "going out clothes" for some ladies at Boudoir upon an appearance by The Sitch. This is L.A.-- there's not much we haven't seen, but string bikinis and thongs worn OVER jeans reach an uncharted level of tacky. Keep reading to see what we're talking about.

Yes, people, what you're seeing in the photos here is indeed a bikini top and thong tied over a pair of jeans. Someone--actually multiple ladies-- wore this and things of this nature last night in public. In a club. I mean, it was Boudoir, but still...

Although it may not seem like it most of the time, we do have standards in L.A. So if you're going to wear a thong and tranny gear out, go full throttle, none of this half-assed nonsense with jeans underneath. What is that?! Are you a Never-nude??!

Tobias Fünke, "Arrested Development's" token never-nude.

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Have you experienced or bore witness to a new low in L.A. nightlife?  Did you see someone pick a cigarette up off the nightclub's bathroom floor and put it back in their mouth? Was there a particularly unpleasant encounter with the doorman at a bar? Tell us! We want your stories from last night. Send us your New Lows (or New Highs) to emily.green@guestofaguest.com.