The Lord Of NASCAR
There's plenty of cultural, moral and philosophical differences in this country, but among the most entrenched would have to be the one between people who are entertained by really loud cars driving in a circle 300-500 times in a row, and those who are not. Having actually attended a NASCAR race once, I can safely confirm that I am not all that entertained by it, but this guy sure is, and he's going to let you know it with at least two, but up to five matching pieces of clothing and accessories in that obnoxious yellow-and-black color scheme. And just in case you were wondering what his stance on alcohol consumption is, there's a handy neck tattoo to refer to. Looks like he's in favor!
Should You Talk To This Guy?: Not unless you can win him over by asking about "Dale Jr." or the "Chase." But I guess if you can win him over, the odds are pretty good that he's got some booze on him.