Skip The Main Event Entirely

Let's be honest, no 30-something really wants to run from stage to stage while dodging acid-tripping 21-year-olds and getting separated from their friends in a sweaty crowd with absolutely zero cell service. If you really want to be slick and enjoy the fun of Coachella without the nightmarish parts, skip the main event altogether and just hit all the VIP after-parties. Pools, lounge areas, an open bar with real glasses? Yes, please!
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