Kris Jenner parties hard and she parties alone!
I-N-D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-T. That's this family in a nutshell. Yeah, they ride together and die together, but they also know how to think for themselves. Autonomous thinking without falling prey and living authentically is absolutely a sign of intelligence. Don't believe me? Ask Martin Heidegger, the only philosopher who is more difficult/douchey than Nietzsche and I DEFINITELY understood his work when I took Existentialism.
Kris Jenner, the mastermind behind the Kardashian-Jenner empire, doesn't need a man, especially to get #turnt. And #turnt she gets, sometimes alone. You got a problem with that? Then you got a problem with me, because I'm literally doing it as I'm writing this article, and I'm probably going to be doing it as you're reading this article. Did I mention that studies show that intelligent people are more likely to drink alcohol? So yeah, me and Kris Jenner are a couple of Rhodes Scholars. Also I studied abroad at Oxford (well, in Oxford) and that's where the Rhodes Scholarship thing takes place or whatever, so I can back my shit up.