Lindsay Lohan Seeks Help Via Tweets When Her Father Intrudes Her Apartment "Like The Devil's"

Lindsay Lohan thinks twitter is the appropriate mode of communication when trying to reach people in times of crisis. She's at it again with the latest ordeal: her father has just intruded her apartment. Keep reading to see the comedy unfold. Fortunately for us, her handlers have not felt compelled to deactivate her Twitter account so we can just soak up the insanity and enjoy her once again prove to the world how batshit crazy she is.

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OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 26 minutes ago via web

i have no choice but to make this public, due to my sister's safety, as well as my own, "my ex-dad" just WALKED INTO MY APT like the devil's 23 minutes ago via web

advocate with officers.... 23 minutes ago via web

let's not forget, that my father KIDNAPPED me from a COURT ROOM when i was 4 years old and is CRAZY 21 minutes ago via web

he has NEVER paid child support, and is marrying a tabloid writer and can barely spell his own name due to his "brain" that has been ruined 21 minutes ago via web

due to HIS drug use. 20 minutes ago via web

when will it ever end... it's been going on my whole life with him-hasn't he caused enough pain ? 18 minutes ago via web

thank g-d for my mommy... w/out her, i wouldn't even know myself.. 17 minutes ago via web

@Lara_Disco my lawyer isn't answering I NEED A RESTRAINING ORDER! MY SISTER AND FRIEND TOO!!!!! HE'S NUTS!!! 16 minutes ago via web in reply to Lara_Disco

@Jeannette___ my BUILDING didn't STOP him, isn't it supposed to be safe? THAT'S WHY I MOVED HERE! it coulda been FAKE cops! dressed up! 14 minutes ago via web in reply to Jeannette___

@SpikedTequila they have no right to.... no warrant or anything 12 minutes ago via web in reply to SpikedTequila

@Werix i'm calm, i just feel that everyone needs to know the truth this time. 11 minutes ago via web in reply to Werix

@deb_forman if you have nothing nice to say, don't say anything at all.. bad karma 10 minutes ago via web in reply to deb_forman

@Evan_Guerin i'm not angry, i am wondering what the world is coming to when my father can hire cops and walk into my apt w/out notice 9 minutes ago via web in reply to Evan_Guerin

@Evan_Guerin not to mention, he's the one that's been in prison most of my life...he, or the sheriffs had NO legal grounds to be here at all 8 minutes ago via web in reply to Evan_Guerin

@OMGTilaPOW agreed 6 minutes ago via web in reply to OMGTilaPOW

@criswatts i am always okay..... i'm not afraid of anything*i mean that 4 minutes ago via web in reply to criswatts