POV: You're about to become the richest person on earth and in space. The world will be watching as you blast off in a not-so-subtle phallic vessel for no reason other than your own vanity and you've got a full day of TV interviews ahead.
Um, of course you're going to pop into your derm's office for a rocket-worthy facial refresh first.
Considering the fact that Jeff Bezos can afford the crème de la crème of cosmetic procedures, there's really no doubt that dude gets (very tasteful) work done. And one Instagram post from a surgeon to the stars may have just confirmed it.
Plastic surgeon and "cosmetic dermatologist" Dr. Simon Ourian shared a well-wishing snap of the Amazon founder ahead of his space flight this week, and as Haley Sacks of @mrsdowjones brilliantly pointed out, Dr. Ourian frequently posts pics of his A-list clients to his feed - including the likes of faithful regulars Kim Kardashian and Kris Jenner.
And clearly, that filler was fresh...
Way more interested in the fact that Jeff Bezos got Botox and filler to fly into outer space than the actual space travel itself pic.twitter.com/AfxoHDNJQz
— Hannah Tindle (@hannahtindle) July 20, 2021
Which now begs the question: Do these two ever run into each other in the waiting room?
[Photo via @jeffbezos]