"Best $2k I Ever Spent!" The Stunningly WTF Red Carpet Looks At The Logo "NewNowNext" Awards

We've certainly gotten plenty of mileage over the years making fun of stuffy, expensive, overblown awards show outfits. God knows, after yet another overdone golden gown, we've begged celebrities to make red carpets casual and fun again. Note to celebrities: whatever you would call what went down on the carpet for the Logo "NewNowNext" Awards last night is absolutely NOT what we meant.

[Clockwise from left: Eden Wood, Perez HIlton, Adam Lambert, Kelly Osbourne. All photos via]