Big Bird
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I don't really know how to say this, you guys, but I think Big Bird needs some help. S/he's clearly lost some weight, and seems heavy-lidded, sullen, and run down. That's right; I think Big Bird's on meth. I knew it was a bad idea to
let Colin Farrell visit.
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