Own At Least One Pair Of Modified Converses
Come on, now, some rules are just that simple. Converses (specifically Chuck Taylors, of course) are like the ultimate blank slate of a sneaker, with endless possibilities for modifications, design augmentation, or just spackling a bunch of rhinestones on with superglue. I'm pretty sure even the Queen of England has a pair of Chucks, so get with it, already.