Lowlight: LMFAO
Obviously I'm mailing my anthrax to the wrong mail rooms, because LMFAO is still somehow selling out shows, getting major airtime, and being given actual awards, that you can't take back, for their particularly offensive brand of soul-crushing audiopoop. To be specific, Redfoo and Skyblu (please don't correct my spelling) took home
five awards last night, including "Top Duo/Group", "Top Hot 100 Song," "Top Digital Song," "Top Pop Song," "Top Dance Song," and "Top Rap Song". That last one really hurts the worst, especially when you consider that
they're all for the same song. Seriously, Billboard? The fact that you're willing to give one single song awards for pop, dance and "rap" goes well beyond reinforcing how meaningless those designations truly are, but rap? For freaking Party Rock Anthem? That's beyond the pale, considering there's not a single rap line in that god-awful Scion commercial of a song. I once said that The Black Eyed Peas should be shot directly into the sun, but that's too good a fate for these two nepotism-drenched clown impersonators. LMFAO should be locked in a windowless room for 30 years with a boombox, their own CD, and only enough food to barely survive. Let's see how much they like their own music.
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