"Best $2k I Ever Spent!" Political Partying + Drinking Liberally At The Hammer Museum's Super Tuesday Bash

In lieu of spending too much time actively contemplating what might happen if Rick Santorum were to actually become President of the United States of America (other than Dan Savage's head exploding), partygoers opted instead to marvel at the bushiness of John Bolton's mustache. He almost seems lovable, until you remember that he was probably the third-worst choice out of the entire general population of this country to be our ambassador to the U.N., behind O.J. Simpson and Kourtney Kardashian.