For example: if you're serious about keeping Kevin as a role model, you might want to try a little bit harder to keep him far, far away from
"Jersey Shore" cast members.
Vinny's looking a little gaunt in this picture, which can only mean he's on day four of a massive cocaine and Ron Ron Juice bender, and I'm pretty sure the one time Kevin tried wine at a wedding, he ended up throwing up in the hotel lobby, so I really just don't see these two as a good team. Besides, if you're not really that sexually experienced, you might want to keep your wife away from Vinny, who will not hesitate to whip out "Seabiscuit" at a moment's notice.
Funny side note,
Snooki was actually in this photo, too, but we had to crop it at knee height for the slideshow.