As we speculated on when reporting on
Joe's Vegas birthday, where he was forced to perform at
HAZE for a group of Japanese tourists, being a Jonas brother might not be all that peachy on your birthday. The fact is, as Disney stars, you're not really allowed to celebrate your own birth the way most young 20-somethings (or
Walt's relatives) do, which is to say, extremely drunkenly. No, if your last name is Jonas, your birthday is just a dog-and-pony show, designed to make you look the bare minimum of human while also assuring parents that they can still buy your album for their tweens.
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