"Best $2k I Ever Spent!" Keeping It Underage-Friendly At Club Moscow's Seven Year Anniversary Party

What in the world does a "normal" night at Boardner's look like? It seems like every time we end up there, it's either "dress like a spree killer" night, "get flipped off by a celebrity DJ" night, or, in the case of Wednesday night's seven-year anniversary party for 18+ live music showcase/dance night Club Moscow, "underage pansexual makeout orgy" night. Seven years strong, in Hollywood? That's like 105 in club event longevity years.

[all photos via Lina Lecaro for LA Weekly]