"Best $2k I Ever Spent!" Jason Richardson's Birthday Schools Us In How To Party Like An Olympian In Training

Birthday boy Jason Richardson front and center In roughly two months, Jason heads to the U.S. Olympic tryouts which means these next several weeks are critical to his future as a possible (and very likely) Olympian this summer. So how do future Olympians get down for their birthday when they're in serious training mode? For starters, athletes in Olympic training have to dance literally the entire time they're at a party, in order to offset the calories of any alcohol they might consume. "Big deal," you might say, "I always dance when I go out." Maybe you weren't paying attention when I said the entire time. We're talking shuffling feet when pouring a drink, jumping jacks in line for the bathroom, and god forbid you have to do anything other than #1 once you get in there.