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5. The Ceiling Dancers

Talk about a growth industry: after going through a solid 30 years or so where cabaret/club dancers were not a given in non-stripclub situations, they're back with a vengeance. This is not only good because it gives lots of dancers who are too proud to be strippers, but only slightly, more career options. It is also good because it limits the amount of cages/hoops/tables for non-professional drunk girls to dance on. [via @frankiefinch]