"Best $2k I Ever Spent!" How Sebastian Ingrosso At Greystone Manor Will Save The Economy

3. Bottle Service

Basically, if you're a single male whose father doesn't own a record company, or if on the looks scale you're an L.A. 4 (also known as a "Philly 8"), your only way into this show was to buy a bottle. Now, I've spent plenty of time knocking bottle service for what it represents, how it turns normal people into monsters, the various safety problems implicit in setting off sparklers indoors, etc, but even I can't ignore the fact that when you get some 24 year old from Glendale to spend his whole weekly allowance on an 800% marked-up bottle of Goose, that's money that's going back into the U.S. economy as opposed to going in the pocket of his coke dealer. It's the little things that are going to get this country back on track, people. [via @djbrizee]