"Best $2k I Ever Spent!" From Charlie Sheen To Hulk Hogan, The 2011 Spike TV Video Game Awards' Eclectic Crowd

Charlie Sheen With all of the attention given to his crack smoking, insane rants, comedy tours, and whatever else, I can't help but feel that we're ignoring the most important development in the Charlie Sheen saga: namely, that Charlie seems to be physically transforming into Jeff Goldblum in front of our very eyes. Seriously, look at his drooping face, the semi-transparent sunglasses, the flowing mane. Goldblum!