![air-sex-championships-bootleg-theater737182387](https://media.guestofaguest.com/t_article_content/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/air-sex-championships-bootleg-theater737182387.jpg)
While some might object to this man bringing his patriotism into the proceedings, I think it couldn't be more appropriate. What better way to assert your love of this free, wide-open country than by posing in photos that will guarantee that you never work a corporate office job again in your entire life?