"Best $2k I Ever Spent!" A Very Aoki St. Patrick's Day Rave Featuring Travis Barker

While I suppose on the one hand a sweaty techno rave doesn't really gibe with my ideas of what St. Patrick's Day is all about, I have to also freely admit that my Boston heritage gives me a somewhat reductive view of the whole holiday. That is to say, if I don't see a freckled redhead blowing chunks all over a police horse, preferably on a street named after a member of the Curley family, I might not consider it a true St. Patrick's.