The Human Rights Abuses Of Avocados
"The pregnant Duchess of Sussex and so-called 'avocado on toast whisperer' is wolfing down a fruit linked to water shortages, illegal deforestation and all round general environmental devastation," wrote The Daily Express in 2019, less than two years after fawning over the same fruit gifted to Kate Middleton as a morning sickness cure. I mean, if avocados really are the cause of all human suffering, shouldn't we first blame Australian breakfast cafes and like, all of Los Angeles?
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