Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino Has A Brother At Goldman Sachs?

Update TWO: [Joe Sorrentino Denies Blood Line To The Situation]

Update: [How Mike's brother could help Lloyd Blankfein's "situation"]

You never know...while Jersey Shore's Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino might have a lot of offers at his feet for future projects, if an illustrious acting career doesn't pan out (gag), maybe he can exploit his "in" at Goldman Sachs.

Turns out that the man-child of The Defined Abs has a brother, Joe, who according to a tipster is rising in the ranks (a Vice President!) at Goldman Sachs.  Is this Sorrentino actually related? Who would have thought that there were some actual brain substance coming from the same DNA pool which coined concepts as deep as "GTL."

See the solid catch of our fishing, below:

Thank you to our loyal tipster for sending in this piece about our favorite Guido.