@marcusbofficial

marcusbofficial

"Jasooooooon, why don't you ever post pictures of me on your Instagram? My ass is worth at least 500 likes. Is it because you don't want people to know that you're taken? Holy shit, it totally is. I swear to God, if you don't take one of those grammable pics with me leading you into the water I will literally murder you. Literally. Wait - make sure I look skinny. And tan. Make sure I look skinny and tan."


[Photo via @marcusbofficial]

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