Veggie Pizza
We understand, sometimes desperate times call for desperate measures. If you have no other choice but to hit the pizzeria with all the other drunk guys and gals looking for to get a slice, go for a veggie slice if you can! Be sure you blot the pizza with a napkin to remove as much excess oil as possible. Try as hard as you can not to give into the temptation to order that extra cheesy slice, and you'll be golden.
In any case, try to stay away from the world's largest pizza...
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