Figurine dolls of Anthony Weiner, with his privates intact, are being sold like hot cakes! It's super creepy if you think about it. [NYPost]
After 16 months of delays, cast-member injures, and a makeover, "Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark" will finally open Tuesday at the Foxwoods Theater on 42nd Street. Let's hope everyone comes out of it alive! [AMNY]
The British Ministry of Defence is worried about oversharing military personnel, so they've created videos that should really make everyone think twice about careless tweets and Facebook status updates - because you never know when a terrorist might follow you to a club. [Gawker]
Taylor Momsen uses electrical tape as a bra at her performance at the Download Festival in Leicestershire. [ENews]
Obama claims if he were Anthony Weiner, he would resign. [Gawker]
One of the biggest delis in Cleveland renamed its famous "King" sandwich after Mavs star Dirk Nowitzki. What was once the "King Size Corned Beef Sandwich" is now the "The Dirk Nowitzki Corned Beef Sandwich." [TMZ]