Rep. Weiner "can't say with certitude" if Twitter photo of crotch belongs to him, the Post deducts he is a horrible liar. [NYPost]
Gwyneth Paltrow joins Twitter, and is already posting videos of herself. [Twitter]
Korean groceries, a New York City staple, are closing up shop. [NYTimes]
"Vampire Woman of Mexico" calls Lady Gaga out, suggests she is doing it "half-assed." [Gawker]
"No American president since Franklin Delano Roosevelt has won a second term in office when the unemployment rate on Election Day topped 7.2 percent." Obama is at roughly 9 percent. The country's battle with unemployment still carries on. [NYTimes]
Beyonce's new album is sure to be a smash. [NYMag]
Snooki gets her license revoked for 15 days in Italy after crashing a car into a police vehicle. [NYMag]