Madonna says, "I absolutely loathe hydrangeas," when her mic was left on after a fan presented them to her at a press conference. [DailyMail]
A missing beagle named Sassafras now has her own documentary, "The Search for Sassafras," her own website, and her own tracking dog, a gold retriver named Salsa. [WashingtonPost]
The email that Carol Bartz, who has just been ousted at Yahoo, sent to the entire staff of the Silicon Valley giant tells staffers she was fired over the phone. [WSJ]
An Italian appeals court has rejected prosecutors’ request for new DNA testing in the Amanda Knox case. [MSNBC]
A Frenchman has been ordered to pay his ex-wife £8,500 in damages for failing to have enough sex with her during their marriage. [Telegraph]